What gives you the right to be an ass?

hunkalove · 61-69, M Best Comment

I'm an American.

if it wasn't for us asses, there'd be no shitheads in the world

Ksmile14 · F

Free will gives me the right.

But I try really hard to be nice and kind and not an ass.

summersong · F

I’m allowed one imperfection 🙄

Thevy29 · 41-45, M

I took the test:

KiwiBird · 36-40, F

Having legs that the ass sits on top of.....simple really. Everyone has one...most of them are cracked.

Most people quote freedom of speech at this point.

DragonFruit · 61-69, M

I’m retired, after having worked for a living for many years.

No one gives me my rights. I claim them and take them on my own.

luvnsunshine · 22-25, F

I'm licensed for it

I just wait till they call my number.

Driver2 · M

Ass inc.