Why do you old people assume younger people don’t know how to do any of this?

I see posts like this a lot. I even went to a shitty underfunded public school in a rural county. I can still write in cursive, do long divisions, and I know how to tell time on a clock with hands.

What’s wrong with you people?

It’s not my fault you don’t know how to understand smartphones and their apps! Just ask, we can teach you.