@DMDawson I was about to say no but you're Welsh and that changes everything.

@BlueVeins 😚

@Peppa Well if you're batting your eyelashes like that...

@CountScrofula if... 😕😭

@Classified I'll get the saddle.

@CountScrofula Not exactly sure what this saddle is, but I'm getting scared. 👀

@ginnyfromtheblock No no no. I promise to be the one guy friend who doesn't secretly try to make it a sex thing.

@CountScrofula i’m going to make you the godfather to my many illegitimate children

@ginnyfromtheblock This is the most Catholic thing I've ever heard.

@NerdyPotato No but I'd introduce you to my mother.

@CountScrofula does she have a nice personality and is she single?

@JRVanguard Sorry junior but the flags are sexy ngl.

@CountScrofula I’ll take it😂

@SevenTierCrazyCake Pfft of course like you'd have to ask.

@CountScrofula Yippee!! Best day ever!

@Dusty101 What can I say? I like the accent.

@CountScrofula 😁

@Scarlett No. You are a baby.

@CountScrofula T_T nuhhhh liessss

@Selah Naturally.

@Slymbo I have no idea who you are. Take me roughly.

@CountScrofula See? Disappointed either way lol

@midnightrose We have not. There's still time though I promise.

@lulaluboo You're safe, I don't know you very well.

@amelia25 No but you're awesome and deserve a lot of crushes and adulation.

@CountScrofula that’s so sweet, thank you 🥺

@humidtiddies You're very young and also very gay so we're cool lol. But everyone should be in love with you regardless.

@CountScrofula if I was straight and 36 I would be crushing rn

@humidtiddies Back atcha.

@wackidywack Nawh we've got a good wholesome thing going on here.

@mindstruggle No but I'm very happy to see you back on site! <3

@royalblue1193

@Nadie Anyone who doesn't should probably be in jail.

@FaeLuna Potential energy is there because you're an incredible geek and that's awesome.

@Jabulani I don't know you yet but there's always time for me to fall madly in love.

@ImRileyTheDog Extremely unlikely because you're a doggo. Gaz has a crush on you though.

@CountScrofula I miss him🥺

@lovelywarpedlemon Maybe a lil.

@CountScrofula 😱🥺🤓

@SW-User Absolutely not, you are younger than my adopted daughters.

@HootyTheNightOwl I glanced at your profile and you wrote something what looks like Dutch. So yes now it's official because I miss speaking Dutch.

@CountScrofula Yes, it was Dutch... I've been learning Dutch for a few months now 🙂

@HootyTheNightOwl I lived in the Netherlands for a year when I was eleven and could speak it fluently but I completely lost the language after moving back to Canada.

@Atlotto

@CountScrofula LMAO! I think we went to a bad zone here.

@bijouxbroussard Maybe a lil.

@CountScrofula If you were single and I a wee bit (30 years) younger, perhaps. 😉

@bijouxbroussard Hey I'm only 20 years younger than you! lol But yes we shall be two ships passing in the sea with vastly different age, geography, and relationship statuses who are all "Hey nice ship"

@SpaceJesus You've been dead for over 2,000 years and the power differential would be weird so we're cool.

@CountScrofula Yay!!

@CountScrofula Up the road down in Smith....checks out.

@SwampFlower I wrote that, saw how dumb it read, and kept it on second edit lol

@CountScrofula it's okay. You just accidentally discovered where Way Out Yonder is.

@GunFinger Damn, it's not you!

@CountScrofula 🍻 cheers!

@GunFinger 🍻 10/10 would have a beer with.

@BeefySenpie And me my outer.

@CountScrofula Opposites attract 😏

@SW-User Absolutely not our friendship is strictly wholesome.

@CountScrofula platonic affection ONLY

@poisonouscupcake No. To quote your big sister PLATONIC AFFECTION ONLY.