What are the warning signs of becoming suburban?

You buy a minivan

You really like the show weeds

MCD and 7-11 on every corner.....stoplights every 1/4 mile.....not wanting to cut your grass or remove the Xmas lights but you do it anyhow because everyone else on the street is doing it.

.....Ever bought Pesto ?

Turtlenecks 😱

A buy a wagon / ppl mover