Lol im calling off tomorrow because I'll be stuck with useless people

After the only other worthwhile person leaves at 5 it's gonna be me and two useless people until we close at 8. Ha ha nope. That means I'm gonna be stuck doing everything and I'm not working myself to death. One person can't bend down and that's half the job and the other is lazy and whines about their ankle. Ha ha nope I'm calling off you can go down with the ship cause this chick ain't drowning.