How long do you pööp?

Sometimes I just stay in there cause I’m guaranteed peace and quiet.

45 minutes

Lol lol long enough to post three stories on sw 😄

until the cat is done playing with the water in the sink

💩 and get out less then 5 mins

I take my time

I’m kinda slow 😅 Doesn’t help that I always take out my phone when I’m in there...

My bowels work properly, so less than 5 minutes.

Long enough for my legs to fall asleep sometimes...😂😂🤦🏻‍♂️

It’s gotten longer since the arrival of smart phones 😅

It depends what I'm reading....

30 cm

Drop a deuce in 5

Usually it takes 10-15 mins depending on what ate lol..

Are we talking actual poop time, or hide in the bathroom on a cell phone break as your kid shoves their little wiggly fingers under the door 'poop'?

2-5 minutes

A disgusting habit.