What is a typical "day in the life" like for you ?
feel free to go into as much detail as you want
31-35, M
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PervertedPrincessOfDeath · 26-30, T
5:00 am wake up and do crack.
6:00 am do meth.
7:00 am do smack.
8:00 am do poppers.
9:00 am do your mom.
10:00 am do your sister.
11:00 am do meth.
12:00 pm do your dad.
13:00 pm do your mom again.
14:00 pm do two dozen shots of vodka. Pass out.
15:00 pm wake up in skip after drinking two dozen shots of vodka.
16:00 pm get into a fight with the bouncer at the strip club.
17:00 pm fish the bouncers laces out of anus.
18:00 pm sell meth to messed. up teenagers
19:00 pm whiskey enema.
20:00 pm check into rehab.
20:05 pm punch the shrink at rehab.
21:00 pm fall asleep in gutter.
22:00 pm shit post on sw.
23:00 pm send jar full of poo to dolly parton.
00:00 am kill a hooker with a baseball bat.
00:02 panic.
00:03 do meth and calm the fuck down.
00:05 hide the body in annoying neighbor's car.
00:06 anonymously tip of the cops about the neighbor.
01:00 sleep like a baby.
6:00 am do meth.
7:00 am do smack.
8:00 am do poppers.
9:00 am do your mom.
10:00 am do your sister.
11:00 am do meth.
12:00 pm do your dad.
13:00 pm do your mom again.
14:00 pm do two dozen shots of vodka. Pass out.
15:00 pm wake up in skip after drinking two dozen shots of vodka.
16:00 pm get into a fight with the bouncer at the strip club.
17:00 pm fish the bouncers laces out of anus.
18:00 pm sell meth to messed. up teenagers
19:00 pm whiskey enema.
20:00 pm check into rehab.
20:05 pm punch the shrink at rehab.
21:00 pm fall asleep in gutter.
22:00 pm shit post on sw.
23:00 pm send jar full of poo to dolly parton.
00:00 am kill a hooker with a baseball bat.
00:02 panic.
00:03 do meth and calm the fuck down.
00:05 hide the body in annoying neighbor's car.
00:06 anonymously tip of the cops about the neighbor.
01:00 sleep like a baby.