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TinyViolins · 31-35, M
He's a clone of the original John. We were only at John36 last I checked, so they're multiplying much faster than anticipated. This is bad. This website has a maximum capacity of 2000 Johns built into it's programming, and unfortunately that code is being encrypted through a cycle of quantum supercomputers each unaware of the prior's algorithms. He has to be stopped
We need to find and track down the First John. If we can disrupt the psychic link between him and his copies, we can topple them like dominoes and preserve the original purpose of this site. If humanity's stupidity isn't able to be contained here, it can spread to the rest to the world and sow chaos and calamity. We're the last line of defense.
We need to find and track down the First John. If we can disrupt the psychic link between him and his copies, we can topple them like dominoes and preserve the original purpose of this site. If humanity's stupidity isn't able to be contained here, it can spread to the rest to the world and sow chaos and calamity. We're the last line of defense.