Is your criminal activity limited to jaywalking?

My attorney says I don’t have to answer that.

Not even that. I have a seat belt violation for not wearing the belt over my chest. That is all

I don’t even do that. I’m so boring. lol

Haha I'm known for my rule following. I cross at the crossing and in straight lines. My ex used to really get annoyed at that and call me weird for not cutting across the road diagonally. But when we started to learn to drive it clearly tells you to prevent accidents, pedestrians as well as drivers have a duty to be safe, walking across the road they way I do is safer

Yes and when I was asked for a fine or community service. I told him, I'll just call my brother in the FBI. I was set free without doing anything. 🤭

No, I am a convicted criminal.

I don’t even do that 😇

I'll just say no

Yes

I'm taking the fifth. 🥴🥃 *hicup*

No. Lol.

I also steal his side of the bed.
OH, and I almost poisoned him once with some home made sausages 🤪

Not even that. If I get hit by a car, it’s going to be because someone drove up on the sidewalk.