Are you one of the usual suspects?

@TheFlippantSide
I am convinced I successfully diverted them to another suspect.
He is being tortured at the moment.

@Pfuzylogic I thought you were a little off, but you're just outright sinister. 😧

@TheFlippantSide
🤫 I am enjoying the sizzle of Homer!

[image deleted]@TheFlippantSide yes. I'm tiny

@SW-User Oh, a cat burglar? I see.

@TheFlippantSide shhhh! 😉😅

@Degbeme Unicorn meat is highly prized in some cultures.

@TheFlippantSide 😲 .... chewing on me would be like chewing on jerky. 😬

@JupiterDreams We'll be bringing in the dolphins for your interrogation. 🐬

@TheFlippantSide 😁😏

@PrivateHell We'll just presume your guilt then.

@rjc36 You look guilty af. 😾

😬@TheFlippantSide

@rjc36 I hope you have a good lawyer. 🙄

@SnailTeeth Yeah, well, I might just have to handcuff you anyway. You know, it's just...um...protocol. 😏

@330GTC Well, most of your posts are about boobs, so that seems plausible.

@jeancolby Apparently that avatar looks criminal. 😒

@TheFlippantSide Its the kind of thing I wear when I wrestle/fight.

@SW-User Oh. I would have thought you were the bee. That's the buzz, anyway.

@TheFlippantSide I am the usual one

@SW-User That goes without saying. 😹

@TheFlippantSide indeed :)