I can't donate blood or eggs.

Which is a damn shame 'cause I wanted to donate both.
I'm on too much medication.
I guess I'll just have to contribute to society in my own way. I'm already a kick arse aunty to a beautiful five-year old boy, and I'm generally a productive member of society in that I'm not a parasite.
I guess I could volunteer at the hospital I had my transfusions..