Who else will be dressing like a ho for Halloween?

@SarahAndSamantha I'm being a popstar.

@SarahAndSamantha you can make her look ho-ish. (Hell, is "ho-ish" even a word, ffs?) Anyway, just wear a short dress, and like, textured stockings, (fishnet), and ofc, do the trademark braids. Don't forget your cleavage lol

@SW-User ho-ish SHOULD be a word, dammit!

and sure, anything can be made ho-ish. But I figure there'll be enough "slutty [random character/profession/household appliance]" I don't wanna do it.

Tis a shame there's no cleavage on a Wednesday dress though :P

@SarahAndSamantha shit, make cleavage on it. And slutty for Halloween is fun. I'm going to be a slutty nurse

@SarahAndSamantha
This is what I just ordered

@SW-User Don't get me wrong, I've got nothing against slutty halloween costumes.

But to me, this


isn't as hot as this


(Is it the goth thing? It's the goth thing)

@SarahAndSamantha it's the goth thing🥰

@Addictedtoglamour wow! I'm too pudgy and cold-blooded for that :P

@SarahAndSamantha I just hope it fits and that I picked the right size. I'm making my triumphant drag return lol

@Addictedtoglamour If you ordered it off wish, I hope you remembered to go up a few sizes. They're apparently extra tiny over there :P

@SarahAndSamantha Amazon I'm too scared to try wish

@Addictedtoglamour wish has great deals if you can wait for the extra long shipping. But yeah, seriously, they don't understand the word large.

@SW-User nurse costumes are versatile and always a good choice.

@SarahAndSamantha I'm between two different sizes when it comes to women's clothing which makes things a bit hard.

@Addictedtoglamour I find it's better to err on the size of slightly too big rather than slightly too small.

@SarahAndSamantha Same I ordered up a size just to be on the safe side