Never be single again..

BlueVeins · 22-25

I hope it gets struck by lightning.

NeloAngelo · 26-30, M

someone want to tell her there's dogs probably pissing on her husband?

Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M

Let's hope she and the popsicle sticks will be happy🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

Sicarium · 46-50, M

And here I thought those guys marrying pillows were weird.

Ryannnnnn · 31-35, M

Oh god. She was probably one of the psi tramps i used to see at the warehouse raves there -_-

Shayla · F

Why hasn't someone called her a sexual predator yet? Obviously the tree can't consent.
😆

Hasmita · M

Don't understand why a family tree is such a difficult notion to handle😆

Hasmita · M

Do you know the background to this?

Dont get splinters in your crotch baybee.

Puts treehugger in an all different perspective...😅

Travelbug · 56-60, F

Absolutely barking mad

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Fairydust · F

Ffs

goliathtree · 56-60, M

gives morning wood a whole new meaning. Do you suppose the top wedding gift was sandpaper?

Groofydorkgerdo · 56-60, M

He'll.have morning wood their entire.marriage.