I've never been the little anything.

Guys need to be the jet pack.

Nah, I want her to be the one dealing with the ethical quandary of whether to fart on the junkal region.

Yeah, I do. I am super warm and being the big spoon overheats me too fast. As the little spoon, she gets the benefits of my body heat and I can breathe easy.

I have no idea what you mean.

I am the fork that ran away with the spoon

Random ,but that's a big ass glass cup

I hate being the little spoon. Last time I was at my friend's house, he used me to stir a cup of hot tea and I was like... shiiiiit.