you yes you over there

I'll have to know what you had for breakfast before I know if that's a good thing or not.

Yeah I know, I’m the whole meal

Well you shouldn't leave your breakfast unattended around me. It might just disappear.

Lol and what was that?

Come and get it!
Lol

Must change my aftershave.lol

That awkward moment in nature full of nervous excitement that every young frisky animal has... Is this sexual foreplay and hijinks... or are they actually about to eat me?

Depending upon species...? Yes is a common answer.

But on the other hand, maybe I'm just overthinking it. I'm wearing it, so I don't smell it. *sniffing shirt*

You eat Tide pods for breakfast? 🤔


😝

Is this where we say, "So eat me"?

I'll take a shower. 😒