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What is your favorite 'dad joke'? 🤔

Wife: "I'm pregnant."
Dad: "Hi 'pregnant', i'm Dad."
Wife: "No, you're not."

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A man is walking in a graveyard
when he hears the Third Symphony played backward.
When it’s over, the Second Symphony starts playing,
also backward,
and then the First.

“What’s going on?” he asks a cemetery worker.

“It’s Beethoven,” says the worker. “He’s decomposing.”