Everybody is standing around a coffin at a funeral wake viewing the body

Or a messed up thing to do like put your ear down closer to them like you heard them say something.. "What was that uncle George?"

"Cold and motionless. Reminds me of my wedding night. Can I get a high five??" 🤔

what seasoning should we get?

Want to take a selfie

Okay, tell me again, whose death are we celebrating here?

I learnt not what to say

"he was hung"

Fucking English, I thought it's the same as he was hanged. Got scolded for describing his junk.