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MarkPaul · 26-30, M
Yes, without question. My public image is good, perfect, and pure.
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MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@popmol Well, I will wait for you to write a note of regret for bad-mouthing my good, perfect, and pure public image. I will accept nothing less.
And, while I am waiting... perhaps you can prepare a carefully presented 6-course dinner for me and my entourage... except for my driver. He doesn't like to eat food that hasn't been previously verified and validated. Perhaps you can order something out for him?
And, while I am waiting... perhaps you can prepare a carefully presented 6-course dinner for me and my entourage... except for my driver. He doesn't like to eat food that hasn't been previously verified and validated. Perhaps you can order something out for him?
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@popmol Well, this is quite unusual and awkward. I will need room and board for the time it will take for us to negotiate a proper settlement. Perhaps, you can whip up a pork chop on a stick. I find that I am rather hungry. And, might I trouble you for bottled water (not plastic) with a side order of ice cubes in a glass... oh, and please be sure each ice cube is of standard size? Which way to the guest house?
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@popmol Well... technically that's true, of course. But, since I invited myself in, there is a certain expected agreement of sorts... don't you see that? And, now that I am here... well... you can't very well expect me to live in a chair. By the way, can we move the chair closer to the window and make some minor rearrangement changes so my sensitivities are not offended. I can give you a list of the changes I require... to make it easier on everyone.
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@popmol Yeah, but you insulted my good, perfect, and pure public image. Let's not forget that, now or ever. You attempted to contaminate my purity. And, you have failed to live up to the manners that you are expected to deliver. Kindly prepare a fresh (not canned) fruit cocktail while I wait for you to prepare a suitable apology.
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