Should fataphopic abuse be a weight crime.

If it is, so should mass encroachment into another persons space (i.e. overlapping your seat in an airplane).

Yes .3 days in the hammer.....err.. slammer

I am sorry, but for that one we are going to have to kill you.

Corny jokes are generally fine, but there are limits.

We hope you understand. We regret it and assure you it is not personal. It is just something that has to be done.

Yes

What does one do when everyone stares at an aged prune married to a doctor hacking all day

Answer

Get invited to the mayors ball

Weight crime? I understand that people rarely have metabolic disorders and whatnot but no, they should just be healthier.