What deep thoughts are you having?

Wondering if I’ll ever not be a fumbling mess who forgets how to speak around him...

I saw today the results of a survey, in which like 22% of millennials said they had no friends. 29% said they had no close friends. And like 32% said they had no acquaintances. And I was like Woah, that's a lot of people. But then I thought about it a lil more, and i realized that i kinda fall into that category, because I only have acquaintances lmao.

i need to nuke all of my relationships so i can save these poor people from wasting any more time on me.

We sail for distant shores
We drive to distant lands
But when was the last time
You trekked into your mind

Today is the oldest you’ve ever been and the youngest you’ll ever be again. 🤔

Do I poop now or after my coffee break... 🤔

Wonder if I'll die in my sleep tonight

Dick
Dicks everywhere

Forget about me.

Oh, you already have

[quote]I like beer.[/quote]

suicide.

When will I be done unpacking & organizing? 😐