Do you wish Zombies were real?

Yes. Then a guy might finally want me for my brain.

Yes I rlly want a zombie boyfriend like the one in Warm Bodies, dead cool 😂

There's not enough brains around to feed them.....lol

arent those flesh eaters in congress

They were real and they were a pretty good band.

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Yes. I'm ready for them.

You mean they aren't? OH NO!

Why would I want that?

Zombies already exist.

but
but
they are

real?

I'm living proof

No.