Is nothign really going to happen?

@MarkPaul lol..yeah!

@MarkPaul mhaha if its a refund you want you didn't read the sign at the front saying no refunds. also mistakes like gn instead of ng i hate to correct cause its so tedious.

@popmol Well, then I want some free samples for my trouble. And, I will accept nothing less!

And, the way to avoid the tediousness of correcting mistakes is not to make them in the first place. 🧐

@MarkPaul i type quite fast, and my keyboard is all fucked so often certain keys are a bit more hard to press making my mind go N G but the input is G N

and no no free samples that would be unfair for the rest!

@popmol Well then... I want a free tour of the place. And, I want to be treated like royalty. I will accept nothing less.

Exercise your fingers daily so that they can withstand the extra pushing required to work the keys. And, stop dropping food crumbs in the spaces between the keyboard keys. No doubt that is what is messing them up.

@MarkPaul you'll have to you might get a free tour but not be treated as royalty

thats not the problem :p but yeah breadcrumbs drinks and also somehow this room is a dust generator!

@popmol I will take the free tour and expect to be granted free parking. For the record, I will accept nothing less.

Well, if you type, don't eat. If you eat, don't type. 💂

@MarkPaul free parking is free for bikes. we don't have a car park!

i don't but i do eat above my keyboard :p

@popmol Well, I took the bus to get here... And, no doubt I will be served refreshments throughout the tour. You may charge the expense to my account. Please check my coat... and be careful... it's real leather from carefully selected stock.

Well... put a plastic cover over the keyboard to catch the crumbs and then feed the crumbs to your parakeet.

@MarkPaul ou get a glass of tap water! theres a coat rack.

eeew! and i have no parakeet!

@popmol Well, I never...!

I prefer filtered water. And, this glass looks like it hasn't been cleaned in quite some time. What is this ring around the edge of it?

I demand that my coat be guarded during my stay here. Did I mention it's real leather from carefully selected stock? I will accept no less treatment than that! And, might I trouble you for some snack cakes for the bus driver? Apparently he wasn't expecting to have to wait for me.

Every shopkeep has a parakeet. What kind of establishment are you running here... exactly?

@MarkPaul never whut sir?

you're imagining, this is a glass out of the new dish washer! also this is europe all water is filtered here!

you'r e like the only guest!

we are house salesmen!

@popmol [u]Well, I never[/u] have been treated this poorly.

But, you must run the dish washer for it to work properly. And, this water tastes like cow piss. Bring me the fine wine list.

Well, I imagine more people will be showing up at some point. May the bus driver make use of your rest room?

@MarkPaul [@MarkPauldefinitly your taste buds!

what? you can't use the roomqs!

@popmol I plan to file a complaint with the highest authorities. This is Europe. This type of attitude is not tolerable here. I'm afraid you are exposing me to severe emotional trauma... And I won't stand for it. What courtesy will you extend to me?

@MarkPaul @MarkPaul we have backwards deals with the local mafia, we can arrange something there :)

@popmol Um... where is my leather jacket? I must be going now.

@MarkPaul @MarkPaul on the coat rack!

@popmol Kindly alert my driver I am ready to depart.

@MarkPaul can't you just wave?

@popmol Waving is for commoners. I shall await your announcement of my departure and expect the staff to be at attention lined up in two straight columns with an escort out the door. I will accept nothing less.

@MarkPaul are you royalty?

@popmol Well... I mean... perhaps this time I will just leave quietly... on my own. Kindly extend my well wishes to the staff for their services and see to it they are each given my autograph for them to treasure.

@MarkPaul lovely! have a nice day! leave a lovely review!