The Club Sandwich Story :

it all began many many years ago in a land far far away , at a Zellers inside restaurant , i ordered a club sandwich and a glass of milk , it came , i inspected it and OMG ! they used Mock chicken meat slices in the sandwich , no Real Chicken and i was like WTF ! , like who does that ? , everybody Freaking knows you put Real Chicken in a Club Sandwich , and the waitress says you should have Specified Real Chicken Sir , yeah i shoulda paid with Monopoly Money and said oh you should've Specified Real Cash