That’s going to need a cabbage detonator... 🤔

I had an older guy that worked for me that ate that nearly every day for lunch. He had been married for a long time and one morning he came into the shop, grabbed a cup of coffee and came over to a group of us and started laughing. "what's so funny?" we asked. "Well, last night I went to bed and snuggled up to the wife. I could feel a good fart coming on, so, in an effort to be funny, I rolled over and pushed my ass up against my wife's thigh just as a joke....only....I didn't fart." After this he burst out laughing. After a bit of hesitation we all did too, but to this day I cannot imagine why he felt the need to tell us the story.