I wanna kick you in the teeth with steel toed boots :D

Have a snickers, youre not yourself when youre hungry

I do it all the time. Feels good.

You don't want to scratch mine.

😟 probably be more effective if you tried to puncture my skin rather than scratch it if you plan on using a needle.

Weirdo..

I wanna get you medicated

But, what you really want is to be hitched to a school bus with roller skates duct taped to your knees and ginsu knives wedged between your front teeth with an umbrella stuck up your rectum.