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Chaoshead · 22-25, M
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@Chaoshead hahahh
MySoulAlone · 31-35, F
i just needed ideas how to start one. u guys r all hopeless...
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@MySoulAlone :(
Allelse · 36-40, M
Alright so we're in the waiting room at the doctors. There's nowhere to sit I gotta sit near you.
"Hey killer, what are you in for?". That's what I'd say if I was feeling chatty.
"Hey killer, what are you in for?". That's what I'd say if I was feeling chatty.
MySoulAlone · 31-35, F
@Allelse lol!
Allelse · 36-40, M
@MySoulAlone And once you told me you were in for your pap smere I'd tell you I was in for a blood test, and that any moment I'd be called in, so I could be turned into a pin cushion by that butcherous bitch, in her attempt to find a vein that wont collapse.
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I usually smile and say is it this late every day or just today? I have a beautiful smiling face so I am nice mostly 😎
I would, I always do...
I need a break away from this area we live in, I need fresh mountain air.
I need a break away from this area we live in, I need fresh mountain air.
Hanging2 · 51-55, M
Normally something random.
Do you see the moon last night? Wasn't it just amazing?
Or
You perfume reminds me of a shop on Singapore. Have you been there?
Or
I love you shoes.
I have a theory that most women have at least 30 pairs of shoes. How many do you have?
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I thought I had to come over and let you know that you gave a wonderful smile. Thanks for brightening up my day
Do you see the moon last night? Wasn't it just amazing?
Or
You perfume reminds me of a shop on Singapore. Have you been there?
Or
I love you shoes.
I have a theory that most women have at least 30 pairs of shoes. How many do you have?
Or
I thought I had to come over and let you know that you gave a wonderful smile. Thanks for brightening up my day
MySoulAlone · 31-35, F
@Hanging2 omg! thank you! the answer ive been waiting for.
Hanging2 · 51-55, M
@MySoulAlone lol. I always talk to strangers. If you are polite and ask the right questions it is amazing what they will tell you.
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
I wouldn't. I think that level of friendliness among strangers is finally dying in my generation.
silentkillx2 · F
is your asshole bleached?
MySoulAlone · 31-35, F
@silentkillx2 😒
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@silentkillx2 hahah it still hurts while sitting n walking so it's rather waxed
silentkillx2 · F
@MySoulAlone is that a yes?
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When's the next train coming?
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@SW-User check the board 🙄 I would say
Tukudo · 41-45, M
Start with a natural smile
Ryannnnnn · 31-35, M
I literally can't think of anything..
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Why would I
MySoulAlone · 31-35, F
@SW-User 😑
approachingmyexpirationdate · 61-69, M
Where you headed?
Randomguy2399 · 22-25, M
I would ask you "Hey, have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagieus the Wise"?
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SamuraiJack · 36-40, M
I’m watching episode II right now lol@Randomguy2399
Randomguy2399 · 22-25, M
@SamuraiJack Niceeee. That scene happened in episode III tho
SamuraiJack · 36-40, M
“Apart from his pay which is considerable.”@Randomguy2399
midnightsun · 26-30, M
It's situational
DDonde · 31-35, M
Realistically, I wouldn't.
And that's not meant as a slight against you
And that's not meant as a slight against you
Hanging2 · 51-55, M
Spinoza · M
I would say, "Is that a resting bitch face or are you just happy to see me?" 😁😉
MySoulAlone · 31-35, F
@Spinoza oh! just a bitch face.
Spinoza · M
Then I would challenge to a life or death battle! Engarde! ⚔️
Look, you probably won't win... so..... 💁♂️
Look, you probably won't win... so..... 💁♂️
Arorin · M
No one seems to want to start a convo with you 🤣🤣
MySoulAlone · 31-35, F
@Arorin i know. people suck...
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@Arorin awww harsh
Arorin · M
@SW-User I didn't mean it that way I was just reading all the mean comments.
496sbc · 36-40, M
More then likely i would say hi and ask maybe where your from. if i saw u alot.
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I wouldn't..
That's why i waste my time here..
That's why i waste my time here..
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You want attention
MySoulAlone · 31-35, F
@SW-User 😑
FreestyleArt · 31-35, M
nothing. just waiting for the bus
Zoranna · F
I wouldn't. 🙄