*accidently falls in love with you*

ah don't worry
if I had a nickel for every time that happens....
I'd have a nickel

there is no hope for you now, it's the worst cancer ever

retarded cancer of the heart, they call it

well this is awkward. give it time, you'll fall back out soon enough.

you'll stand back up again don't worry

Want to accidently come back my place and make a hot mess?

Now send me $10,000

Can I accidentally dump you?

its ok don't worry may be god listened my pray

that's ok. it happens all the time!

*hug*

It's okay