Help! I got the baby fever

Borrow somebody else's for a couple of hours.

My baby spilled formula all over herself in her bed at nearly midnight when we were about to go to bed. That means I had to give her a bath and change her sheets.

Get a job baby sitting .. it'll cure you

Dude, I'm fighting it too. xD It's weird, because I could never see myself being a dad a few years ago, but I'd like to be at this point. :)

me too :(

Me too

I’m not stealing one for ya
lol

What kind of help are you asking for? ;)

I can help with that 😜

Do you mean beiber fever?

It got me bad 3 years ago

As my friend would often lament, "Beware of the "bread snatchers!"

Unless you enjoy no sleep, crying babies, changing diapers and having sore, leaky breasts... don’t do it.

Take some aspirin 😂

Sorry I had a vasectomy