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Plot twist : God is a Woman!!

CharlieZ · 70-79, M Best Comment
...and now I understand why some things goes like they do.😄
Yes of course. The beauty and the savagery. One moment god is all “La de-de da, I am creating,” and going all Bob Ross and the next She’s menstruating and it’s all earthquakes, tsunamis and The Osmonds. @CharlieZ
CharlieZ · 70-79, M
@DukeOfEarle Let´s us be parsimonious.
The more we can say for sure is:

"When I had all the answers, she changed all the questions"
In the end She will take it back. She will take it back some day -David Gilmour@CharlieZ

Plot twist god was never there
DonotInboxMe · 26-30, F
@Llort lol. Hope u don't regret saying that
I regret everything
MrSmooTh · 31-35, M
A black woman too. She is the Lort.
DonotInboxMe · 26-30, F
@MrSmooTh he thought you were using his name. Then he realized he's not so important when u cleared things up
MrSmooTh · 31-35, M
😏🔫
God is a woman? Wow! Now it all makes sense!
Quizzical · 46-50, M
@DukeOfEarle It certainly explains this high pitched whining in my ears... I assumed it was Tinnitus but it seems god has been talking to me all this time 😯
Nagging, isn’t it? 😁@Quizzical
SW-User
I've always thought so
playdaily · 26-30, F
SW-User
Plot twist plot twist: god is the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
SmartAZ · 100+, M
Well, that's one way to start a conversation.
CharlieZ · 70-79, M
Thank you for the Best Answer.😌
Chattanooga · 56-60, F
What if she's on her period?
Anonymouslyyours86 · 36-40, F
😌😌 aaaand it’s not youuuuu😏😏
ImRileyTheDog · 22-25, F
God exist?
DonotInboxMe · 26-30, F
@ImRileyTheDog lol you'll find out for yourself
Chickie · F
No wonder Earth is hell.
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Quizzical · 46-50, M
@MayRey The 'pill' seems to do a pretty good job...

 
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