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Somebody was comitting stolen valor in the supermarket today

He said he was a door gunner on an A-10 warthog and served 4 simultaneous tours in Afghanistan. People told him to take the uniform off and he stripped naked right on the spot and started jumping around the store howling like a baboon. When the cops showed up, he started throwing potatoes at them and was tasered right on the butt cheek
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If this is a true story, then that makes me sad. First, that people would talk to a vet like that and encourage a clearly sick man to take his clothes off. Someone who sacrificed so much. Secondly, bc he has seen unspeakable things, he'll likely not be the same again. He deserves respect and nurturing. :(
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@wildbill83 I can take it. But explain the eyeroll please
wildbill83 · 41-45, M
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...door gunner on an A-10 warthog...
SW-User
@wildbill83 ok, but I just assumed that was military lingo. Could you explain what I didn't get?
XReaganX · 26-30, F
Sounds like some idiot I use to work with at Walmart. He'd say he was a green beret, sniper and went in the service when he was 16. He had no muscle, battle scars, looked like he just got out of highschool, can't drive I don't think, and his only proof was a sniper's military coin!!! We all knew he was a fake.
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@Scubaguy027 thanks. Could you also explain why wildbill83 gave me the eyeroll? Is it bc I lack military knowledge? I'm confused.
Scubaguy027 · 46-50, M
@SW-User oh that I don't know why he did.
NigelDoes · 56-60, M
I'm homeless and I wish someone would throw potatoes at me. 😉
Scubaguy027 · 46-50, M
I'm saying bullshit on this one.
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Cool story..
You should write for SNL
Interesting A10.. Good shot by the cops..
Sounds like crystal meth.

 
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