How strong are the seismic waves when someone slaps your ass?

@TrunkZ Where did you find that GIF? I like it. :)

@Crazychick just searched (yahoo) ass slapping gif 😁

@TrunkZ Strange thing to search. I'd have to look up "slape" first. Lol :)

@Crazychick lol, typo...should say slapping. Fixed now.

But for your benefit, I looked slape up (Who says SW can't be educational?) -

slape adjective
\ ˈslāp\
Definition of slape (Entry 1 of 2)
dialectal, England
: SLIPPERY, SMOOTH

slape
\ "\
Definition of slape (Entry 2 of 2)
chiefly dialectal variant of SLEEP

@TrunkZ That's a new one on me. I haven't heard it used in my part of England (i.e. Manchester).