Poor people, this is what 1st class looks like on a train

I need a drink @GLITTER

@ManIsEatingEarthUpLikeCandy theres a inbuilt rockpool full of felatio obsessed mermaids if that counts for anything

I'm lowering my expectations and grabbing the corn @Jm31xxx

@Jm31xxx maybe they have a secret JAIL CAR no one tells you about where they put passengers who are in trouble until reaching the next station and then you get turned in to the cops!!! ;-)

@Doomflower thanx for exacerbating my already heightened anxiety disorder

@Jm31xxx it's what my anxiety would say.

Nah they would be like, "hey you don't belong here"

And you can just act like you're an idiot who didn't know better. "Oh gee sorry conductor I didn't know I couldn't sit here."

@Jm31xxx just say - "I thought this was a regular seat" and complain about it - then throw a fit when they seat you down to the real cheap seats.

@MarmeeMarch i will go full on retard.

@Jm31xxx there ya go ---

@EugenieLaBorgia omg! If i actually got to [i]hear[/i] you saying that, id have an erection right now

@SW-User the seats are 4% more comfortable than standard class. That's about it