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Arorin · M
In your attempt to devour me you roll your dice and score a critical miss. I get lodged in your throat and you die a horribly embarrassing death. Upon your death you release a mound of poo in a 25x25' pile and i gain 1 billion experience points leveling me into a level 250 mewto