Let's Roleplay

In your attempt to devour me you roll your dice and score a critical miss. I get lodged in your throat and you die a horribly embarrassing death. Upon your death you release a mound of poo in a 25x25' pile and i gain 1 billion experience points leveling me into a level 250 mewto

Sigh. You have opened up Pandora's box now and all the frustrated D&D's are coming out!!

How come I always have to be the goblin?

I'll be a goblin shaman that uses blood magic.

No thanks , not into beastiality

I'll be pekka