*slaps you*

*throws donut holes at you*

Try the new donut holes from Rusty Browns Ring Donuts

*loads shotgun*

*Paw Slaps you Back* , hello to you too , lol

*jams a fire extinguisher up your butt*

Kicks you in your face...knocks out most your teeth and breaks your jaw...you go flying backwards...out cold before you hit the floor

Thank you sir, may I have another?

*stomps a mudhole in you and walks in dry*

Feels good 👍