What would you do if you turned into a mermaid each time you came in contact with water?

GreenGoddess · F Best Comment

Avoid water in front of people I don't trust and be fabulous 🧜‍♀️

SW-User

Find my merman.

xixgun · M

Change my name to Darryl Hannah.

SW-User

Tell my doctor we need to change my meds.

Break out into the little mermaid song... "look at this stuff isn't it neat"

TheProphet · M

Search for treasure.

SW-User

Live in the sea!

Dewms

Live under the sea forever 😍

jennypenny · 70-79, F

I'd get a role in the remake of 'Splash'

User41 · 36-40, M

I’d fuckn drown humans at the beach.

Gentlemickey · 70-79, M

The only problem with mermaids is .. not enough fish to eat.. not enough woman to fuck !! 🤭