I laugh when people try to figure me out, like goodluck, I cant even figure me out lol

Well, depends why they want to figure you out. They may only need to find a trigger point to take advantage of you.
Though, I'd like to think that a psychologist may be able to figure out people who can't figure themselves out. I guess that is why we go to see them.

Absolutely same .

Ugh, your obviously a seductive cactus.. What are they thinking?

goodluck