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Are all men hygienically disgusting most of the time?

For example:

-They fart a lot, wherever and whenever, and they purposely love to sniff it too.
-They shit a lot, and I mean really big shits about 3 times a day that stink to the max.
-They have their hand down the front of the pants like all the time.
-They pick their nose and flick whatever they find up there on the ground or just aimlessly in the air.
-They pick at their toe-nails, and minutes later are touching their face; or worse, have their fingers in their mouth.
-They eat really fast and make a mess.
-They use the same drinking glass repeatedly, using it for multiple types of drinks without a wash.

The list goes on. Are all men like this? I've not seen otherwise...

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GerOttman · 61-69, M

Well let's see... I do fart a lot, but I am over 60 so it's kind of expected. My wife is the toilet stink champ in our house, seriously she can peel paint off the walls some days. The hand down the pants, yeah but not when anyone is around. I will give my junk a good scratch if I think I might have to shake hands with someone I don't like! Nose picking... well there's a lot of stuff gets stuck up there, back in the day real men just snorted it right out on the sidewalk so in a way this could be seen as an evolutionary improvement! Toenails, I usually just bite them off and again if one of the wife's friends is coming over that I don't care that much for, I'll make sure to give her a big hug and kiss greeting. I eat fast, I don't leave a mess, in fact when I eat, I don't leave anything. Waitresses have had to fight me for the plate... I don't use a glass, I just drink right out of the bottle, can, faucet, whatever...

maybesomeday · 26-30, F

@GerOttman Honest and funny, I like this answer.