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Hello sir, how can I assist you?

SW-User

I am not sir, but you can assist me by realizing that not everything that has been said or written is about you, because the world does not count on one person. I could be talking about somebody else...no offence, but am just being honest here

VividDream · 26-30, M

Excuse me ma'am but no I may not assist you in that way and I'd like to know what you are actually referring to, as I doubt I'm any more egocentric than you. Sorry if I've somehow offended you.

SW-User

@VividDream: I am happy that you said am egocentric, because usually I let other people who have big ego and they are self-centered take control of me. No offence taken haha

TwiddlerofThumbs · F

a bourbon for me as well.

VividDream · 26-30, M

Yep, one bourbon here for you sir.

dannys925 · 26-30, M

Yes please, my girl is out of town for two weeks. I need help!

VividDream · 26-30, M

I'd be honoured, but how can I help?

dannys925 · 26-30, M

@VividDream: I an cook, clean, and launder. However bed is cold, living room is empty, apartment is silent, I've never been alone in my life,
Hellllpppp!!!

Rokasu · 36-40, M

I need a shot of bourbon please.

VividDream · 26-30, M

Yes sir, I think I'll help myself to one as well.

Rokasu · 36-40, M

In that case, let's share a bottle. Been a while since I've had a good thoughtful drunk.

VividDream · 26-30, M

@Rokasu: Most certainly, let's get hammered.

DuchessOfMapleSyrup · M

make it 3 bourbons

VividDream · 26-30, M

I'm gonna runout of whiskey at this rate lol. Three bourbons, here you go.

hiddenkitty · 26-30, F

Stop calling me sir, that's how

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hiddenkitty · 26-30, F

@VividDream: *puts on mustache* Yes, I would like a joint please

VividDream · 26-30, M

Yes ma'am with the fake moustache. Pollen? Purple haze?

hiddenkitty · 26-30, F

Oh, I didn't think I would get this far. I mean, all of them. I would like all of them.

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