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I'm getting this installed outside my bedroom door

It will more efficiently sort my male visitors.

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SW-User
What is it for? Testing my pulse?
BigHeadScience · 41-45, F
@SW-User It will log your girthiness so that I may maximize my orifice space.
SW-User
@BigHeadScience Love that answer :)