"You're rather short and pale"

Well my wife pushed me into politics too. You see I used to kill people for a living.

Quit shittin' me. The guy with the gold chairs on Apprentice wants to be president?

Putin: il slap that gangstar gaze right off your face barry

Come on Obama, Rock, paper, Scissors

I must break you.

It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!!

Why You No Return My Fist Bump?

"First to blink. 123 go!"

I kill you

BO: "Asshole"

A Russian saying:. "Ni sui xui v chai" - Don't put your prick in my cup of tea (myob). They'd both be saying it.

I said "Put your LEFT foot in and shake it all about"....now let's do it again the right way!

So, we meet again

Hate is such a strong word let's go with intensely dislike

You mean there are no Pokemon Go creatures here?

Two KGB agents walk into a bar...

Obama to Putin --shits gettin real..

Time to get WAS915 in chain.

Opening scene from Rocky IV-II

Guess who reserved the comfy bed?

Obama - " You have.....beautiful eyes.."

I aint scared of you...bring it!

The face of the guy in the background 😉

Why didnt you add me bruh?

Fuck Youski too

"I must break you"

Make my day!