Left front pants pocket: Loose change. Right Front pants pocket: Nothing. Left Rear Pants Pocket: Nothing. Left Rear Pants Pocket: Nothing. Left Exterior Jean Jacket Pocket: Nothing. Left Interior Jean Jacket Pocket: Wallet. Right Interior Jean Jacket Pocket: Stereo Walkman. Left Breast Jean Jacket Pocket: Pocket watch. Right Breast Jean Jacket Pocket: Switchblade comb.

I've got one hand in my pocket and the other one is about to slap Alannis Morisette for now being stuck in my head.....

Nothing. I’m in bed.

Lint

My precious

money and a tissue.

My hopes and dreams.

I don’t have pants on.

[b]Front Left:[/b] Keys. Handkerchief.
[b]Front Right:[/b] Lighter. Handkerchief. Change(£4:68p).
[b]Rear Left:[/b] Empty.
[b]Rear Right:[/b] Wallet.

I don't have any pockets at the moment...
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I’m not wearing pants.

Pills and a switch blade knife

A pocket knife...

I rarely have anything in my pocket besides my phone.

[b][big]GLORY[/big][/b]