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XReaganX · 26-30, F
[i]*does a line of cocaine*[/i]
YOU WANT SOME?!?!?!?!
YOU WANT SOME?!?!?!?!
MrGoodbar · 51-55, M
* closes laptop really fast *
NeloAngelo · 26-30, M
tied up with my head hanging out a hole in the locked cupboard and there's caramel everywhere with the number 13 rubbed into the window with the aforementioned syrup. and i just stare blankly at u.
your move
your move
DaveyTaco · 31-35, M
*pulls out sword* scatter.
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Basswizardofmiddleearth · 31-35, M
*headbangs to King diamond and turns around, sees you and have a little heart attack.* wha?! How did you get in here?
SW-User
😲 hey!!! I'm not decent here
SW-User
@Bubbles privacy please!! Geez
Bubbles · 36-40, F
@SW-User Oh you want privacy? What kind of place is this??
SW-User
@Bubbles 🤷🏻♂️ idk, it sounded good
madasalizard · 36-40, M
Come in take a seat, I will be with you in a minute. I will just finish off my wank 👍✊
Bubbles · 36-40, F
@madasalizard thank you, don't let me distract you!
It's not what it looks like ,I'm just stacking pizza boxes ☺️
Bubbles · 36-40, F
@Duckduckgo likely story. I'm on to you!
@Bubbles dont tell my mom 😞
Do you always have to break the door? Use the handle like a normal person
Fungirlvape · 61-69, F
found me naked I am so glad! Hi!
Fungirlvape · 61-69, F
no darling! Relax come get cozy in my bed!@Bubbles
Bubbles · 36-40, F
@Fungirlvape Ok but no touching!
Fungirlvape · 61-69, F
sure!! you get cozy I will be beside you I don't snore, I will behave myself!😁@Bubbles
NCCindy · 36-40, F
Fi ds me rearranging my underwear drawer.
UnkindnessOfRavens · 26-30, F
Can I fucking help you?
UnkindnessOfRavens · 26-30, F
@Bubbles Hey. Knock next time, yeah?
Bubbles · 36-40, F
@UnkindnessOfRavens I can't make any promises!
UnkindnessOfRavens · 26-30, F
@Bubbles 😢
SW-User
Oh hi! I didn't hear you come in :P
Bubbles · 36-40, F
@SW-User Good, just pretend I'm not here
SW-User
Why? What do you have planned?
Cassandra1 · 36-40, T
It's you. You're good come on. Woah I have a no pants rule. 🤣
TheTeacher · 31-35, M
Oh well now look what you have done...you have ruined the surprise
Itsmrsockmonkey · M
Covers crotch..😲.. makes a diversion, grabs guitar, starts singing..
sexysusie · 36-40, F
But I'm not dressed !!
NotJamieM · 46-50, M
Avert your eyes! Before it's too late! 😳
Playing with the kitty.
Bubbles · 36-40, F
@Aliveshock lol!!!
Should I be scared or turned on??
CrustyDDingus · 36-40, M
You better watch that first step 📜💣
wyolatex · 41-45, M
I hurriedly throw the covers over!
SW-User
Hi Bubbles
depends who it is!!!
Lock the door behind you.
needsmilk808 · 56-60, M
Sorry for the mess
SW-User
Helloooooo😘
TheRascallyOne · 31-35, M
=:0
Bubbles · 36-40, F
@TheRascallyOne :O
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
Bubbles · 36-40, F
@HoraceGreenley lol, well I gotta blow something! :P
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
@Bubbles I just wish it was 3 feet lower...😜
SW-User
@Bubbles haha
Somewhereovertherainbow · 46-50, F
Bubbles · 36-40, F
@Somewhereovertherainbow creepy!!
Somewhereovertherainbow · 46-50, F
@Bubbles that's what you get for busting into my room 😋