What was the reason you got kicked out of a place?

Many years ago I was a reservist and went to a restaurant that was in an old guard house that still had its jail intact. I went to a table inside the cell and closed the door. It locked and the owner had to go find the key that he had not used for years. Of course I was having great fun hanging off the bars and professing my innocence. The owner came back with the key and asked me to leave. I did. It was great fun. I went back later and apologized to the owner and he gave me a discount on my meal. He said that in hind sight it was pretty funny having an officer in the brig.