My Squirrel Story :

its was at night , dark out , i was checking out a Garbage can near my Building but the bag inside was loose and i saw some cans to the back underneath it , but i hear a rustle noise , WTF was that sound ! , i'm thinkin weird shit now like Snakes or who knows what , i lift out the Garbage bag and as fast as lightening there's a spring into action Super Ninja Squirrel flinging around , it scared the Shit outta Me ! , i yelled out like a Little Girl , and dropped the bag but i noticed sticking out from under the bag there's this Furry Bushy Grey Tail , oh shit ! i think , i lift the Bag , Super Ninja Squirrel springs into action and zoom out he goes under the parked cars in the parking lot nearby , the End