Tide pods.

Drinking from a straw. No one looks cool doing so.

Walking while texting/looking on their phone

Testifying before a Senate panel about an alledged attack 36 years earlier.

Taking selfies.

dressing up in medieval gear and having mock fights in a public park

Some types of dancing. I don't know the names of the styles though.

Lip syncing. If you’re going to sing..sing .

Getting a root canal...

Being a fan of the Kardashians or other annoying celebrities.

Inhaling and exhaling

cybersex or sexting or taking selfies

Blasting rap from a minivan

sex 😅

you cannot look cool when picking up a Frisbee. YOU. CAN. NOT.