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Sigh. I'm too sore to get up and yell

at the little buggers that live next door. I think they had red cordial for breakfast judging from the shrill pitch of their screams.
They harass the cats, peep through the windows and screen doors and have endless loud games outside my front porch. Am I officially an old and grumpy bastard?

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Fernie · F

The thing is...it seems that they can't speak without screaming.I think I finally scared them away... It would drive anyone nuts

Cavedweller · 46-50, F

@Fernie The situation is magnified by the massive amount of pain I'm in. It hurts to get up. Maybe I'll design some scarecrow that makes kids shit themselves and shut up.

Fernie · F

@Cavedweller I totally get that!!! Being in pain is bad enough without tensing up from loud, obnoxious kids! It's one reason I am so happy it's getting dark early...so they'll go in.

Cavedweller · 46-50, F

@Fernie Fuck yeah!! But these little vermin play outside well into the sunset. I'm going to go with the scarecrow idea.