Can I just apologise in advance for basically everything i will ever do

I like to pre-apologize to people around me on stressful work days. I pre apologize for being direct, crass and somewhat condescending and promise to not be as bad as last week! Lol

My poor staff, they say "idk what you're talking about, you're always nice."

Liars

That sounds like an answer for SCIENCE to solve. Let's go get Ph.D's in neurology.

That's a good idea. That way you're already covered.

Depends on everything....do you eat my fresh calamari? :v

Apology unaccepted! 😈

Only if I take the blame lol.