Would you wear a watch your father had hidden up his butt for 5 years as a prisoner of war?

I would not buy that story.

No but I would use a old time Gramophone that my great great grandfather used to use when his wife was out of town.

Hell no! 😂 even Bruce Willis' character didn't wanna. Tell the story I mean, I don't know how he wanted to wear it.

I have my grandmother dog butt ring

No but I’m sure most of the cocaine I used to have had been up some drug mules arse.

Pulp fiction brilliant film

I guess. time doesnt give a shit lol