What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured?

I tripped on the edge of the rug. I was carrying a hot plate with my lunch. There was a huge cardboard box right there with a shipment I had just received. I fell off my platform sandals and went down hard on both knees. I may have cracked one of my kneecaps because it took 6 months for the line shaped bruise to go away.

I once fell backwards into a thorn bush while sitting in a wheel barrel that tipped over when I sat in it.

The first time i kissed a girl. Loved it been always injured in the heart department.

Sooooo many possible answers. I’m a klutz

I slipped a disc brushing my hair.

I injured my leg climbing over a staircase railing

I was married once

Haaa lots of examples

Punching through a tile

It was during my P.E back in highschool.. I felt dizzy and stuff, and during warm-ups I fell backwards and my wrist slammed against the blacktop and was dislocated. Well until now it's still dislocated, lol.

Walked into the kayaks when they were still in the bed of the truck!!

Cartoonishly i tripped over a mop & gave myself a black eye

Falling up the stairs.